Most Painful Shoes. Ever [PICS]

WTF? Tiny shoes that mould your feet. No thanks; On the other hand, this is actually a Chinese technique called foot-binding. The following pictures, however, don't have any real place in mass retail.















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Life-Size Cheese Sculptures Will Make You Constipated [PICS]

Cheese is nutritious food made mostly from the milk of cows but also other mammals, including sheep, goats, buffalo, reindeer, camels and yaks.

Artist Sarah Kaufmann created a life-size sculpture of astronaut Neil Armstrong made out of Wisconsin cheddar cheese. It was to go on display this week at the Neil Armstrong Air & Space Museum in Wapakoneta, Ohio. Unfortunately, the air conditioners at the museum are turned off every night to save energy, and the statue started melting and slid off of its base.

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Bikini Melts Away After Touching Water [PRODUCT]

Named the "Get Naked Bikini," the item is being marketed as the ultimate form of revenge for recently-dumped dudes. The bikini has upset women's rights groups, with one campaigner, Rosmarie Zapfl, saying, “It is an absolute insult to women that this has been invented.”




As long as it's not sold in sizes bigger than medium.

Water soluble bikini in a very nice gift box. It seems to be a normal trunks, but after 3 minutes contact with water it will fall to pieces!

Note: Rosmarie Zapfl must be a fat chick.



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The Humping Tortoise is a Funny Human-Like Lover [VIDEO]

The North American humping tortoise sounds like a small human when having sex. Slow and steady wins the race. The female just shuts up and takes it.





Useless: Female tortoises dig nesting burrows in which they lay from one to thirty eggs. Egg laying typically occurs at night, after which the mother tortoise covers her clutch with sand, soil, and organic material.




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This Video Will Blow Your Freakin Mind

This is the best video you will see all day. It will help put things into perspective for you. We are living in exponential times, and the crazy statistics shown here prove it. Mind blowing video.

2008 Latest Edition: Did you know?







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Hat Fail [PIC]

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How Big is the Internet?

Microsoft's Bing team puts the amount of web pages at "over 1 trillion".

And Google has already indexed more than one trillion discreet web addresses.



There are more addresses than there are people on Earth. The current global population stands at more than 6.7 billion.

That means there are about 150 web addresses per person in the world.

Translated: If you spent just one minute reading every website in existence, you’d be kept busy for 31,000 years. Without any sleep.



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Honest Cyber Sex . . .

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I Love Watching People Get Scared [VIDEO]

It's always a good laught to watch people getting scared. Here's a fantastic collection of Break's best scare clips.




Awesome Scare Montage - Watch more Funny Videos



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Meet the Top Competitive Eaters in the World

Many of you already know who the guy above is, none other than Takeru Kobayashi. Known as the “Tsunami,” Kobayashi is probably the most famous competitive eater of all time. But he has some good competition. Joey Chestnut, for example, defeated Kobayashi in 2007.

Takeru Kobayashi - what have you ate: cow brains (17.7 pounds in 15 minutes), rice balls (20 pounds in 30 minutes), lobster rolls (41 in 10 minutes)



Joey Chestnut - The 225-pound Chestnut started competitive eating in 2005.

What'd you eat: Pizza Hut P’Zones (4.82 pounds in 6 minutes), Jalapeno Poppers (118 in 10 minutes) and chicken wings (241)



Sonya “The Black Widow” Thomas - Weighing in at barely 100 pounds, she has beaten some of the sport’s best, including Eric Booker, Joey Chestnut and Takeru Kobayashi.

What'd you eat: 65 hard-boiled eggs in under 7 minutes. 7 ¾ pounds turducken (that’s a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey) in 12 minutes. And 80 chicken nuggets in 5 minutes



Tim “Eater X” Janus - What'd you eat: 4 pounds of tiramisu in 6 minutes, over 10 pounds of ramen noodles in 8 minutes, and 141 pieces of sushi in 6 minutes

Patrick “Deep Dish” Bertoletti - What'd you eat: 263 pickled jalapeno peppers in 15 minutes, 42 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in 10 minutes and 21 pounds of grits in 10 minutes

Kobayashi vs Giant Bear






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