Helen Keller Simulator

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Useless Jokes:
Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad? Neither has she!

What do you call a tennis match between helen keller and stevie wonder? endless love


How do you get helen keller to keep a secret? Break her fingers

Whats helen keller's favorite color? Black

What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well? She screamed her hands off.

How did Helen Keller breake her arms? Trying to read road signs at 80mph.

Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other.

how did Helen Keller burn her hands? She was trying to read a waffle iron

What was Helen Kellers favorite color.
Corduroy

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?
On a blind date.

What did Helen Keller say when she found the cheese grater?
It was the most violent book she'd ever read.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?
She's a woman.

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