The Humping Tortoise is a Funny Human-Like Lover [VIDEO]

The North American humping tortoise sounds like a small human when having sex. Slow and steady wins the race. The female just shuts up and takes it.





Useless: Female tortoises dig nesting burrows in which they lay from one to thirty eggs. Egg laying typically occurs at night, after which the mother tortoise covers her clutch with sand, soil, and organic material.




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This Video Will Blow Your Freakin Mind

This is the best video you will see all day. It will help put things into perspective for you. We are living in exponential times, and the crazy statistics shown here prove it. Mind blowing video.

2008 Latest Edition: Did you know?







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I Love Watching People Get Scared [VIDEO]

It's always a good laught to watch people getting scared. Here's a fantastic collection of Break's best scare clips.




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Best Wedding Entrance. Ever [VIDEO]

You can tell this couple knows how to have a good time and they will have a good. Forget about all the hoo-haa and traditional stuff about weddings. You'll probably be tapping your feet as you watch this video. It's pretty catchy. Don't get caught crying like a little girl though.







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Fake Lottery Ticket Causes an Angry Husband to Open Up [VIDEO]

This is a classic America's Funniest Home Videos clip. Remember kids, always check the ticket before you go crazy about your 'winnings.'

The guy in this video wins, and immediately afterwards proceeds to end his life. First he quits his job in an unprofessional way, quits his marriage, then stabs his best friend in the back. He also admits to pinching his wife's back.

Real or fake, it's still funny.

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Girl Arrested for Swearing on 911 Call [VIDEO]

This is why I dis-like law enforcement.







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World's Fastest: Everything [VIDEO]

This video is crazy. I liked the world's fastest gun reloader. This was quick.

World's Fastest: Gun shooter, 100m race, pizza maker, gun reloader, fastest clap, taking off clothes the fastest, mine sweeper expert, and more that I can't remember.







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Leaping Tiger Attack [VIDEO]

The forest department was combing the area with five elephants to locate a large female tiger which had killed two cows near their village. The team cautiously moved almost 20 feet where she was growling away. They took a shot at it with a dart gun and missed. This enraged the tiger so much that she charged and took a “flying” leap 12 feet above the ground on to the elephant’s head.

Although humans are not regular prey for it, the tiger has killed more people than any other cat. Between 1800 and 1900, it is estimated that tigers had killed over 300,000 people in India alone.

Tigers are sometimes intimidated from attacking humans, especially if they are unfamiliar with people. Unlike man-eating leopards, even established man-eating tigers will seldom enter human settlements, usually sticking to village outskirts



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Tribute To Workplace Safety [VIDEO]

What Is Workplace Safety?

Addressing Safety and Health Hazards in the Workplace
Job Hazard Analysis
Workplace Safety Program
Workplace Injury and Illness Prevention
Size Doesn’t Matter
Create ownership of the program
Measure Performance
Resources
Workplace Safety Definitions
Safety and Health Program Checkup

What is it about people, an office, or a work scenario that causes accidents? The U.S. Census Bureau reported in the year 2000 that the following general categories of causes resulted in fatal work injuries:

Transportation — 43%
Assaults & violent acts — 16%
Contacts with objects — 17%
Falls — 12%
Exposure to harmful substances or environment — 8%
Fires — 3%
Other — 1%
Some of the factors associated with accidents and loss have been identified as those relating to management style and beliefs, human resource policies, operational procedures, and storage of supplies and merchandise. Let us examine how each of these factors contributes to workplace accidents.



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Best Beer Pong Trick Shots

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I am pretty good at beer pong, but not this good. Insane skills.

Useless information that shouldn't be taken seriously: This game may have several health issues associated with it. Besides the alcohol consumption which occurs during a game, there is the possibility of germs spread from the table and floor through the "cleaning" water, as well as the transmission of diseases spread through the sharing and reuse of cups. After a false press release in 2008 alleging the Center for Disease Control found a link between an explosive spread of herpes among 17-21 year olds and drinking from shared beer pong cups, many players of the game responded by replacing the beer in cups with water, instead drinking from a cup of their own whenever a shot was successfully made.

Play smart!

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Punisher War Zone Clip Puts Rambo to Shame

The new Punisher War Zone sure is a bloody mess. The film is a reboot rather than a sequel to 2004's The Punisher, and is the first film to be produced under the Marvel Knights production banner, which will focus on films for mature audiences. No crap...

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Shaolin + Volleyball = Shaolin Volleyball

Every heard of kick volleyball? Kick volleyball is a sport native to Southeast Asia, resembling volleyball, except that it uses a rattan ball and only allows players to use their feet, knee, chest and head to touch the ball.

By the 1940s, the net version of the game had spread throughout Southeast Asia, and formal rules were introduced. In the Philippines the sport was called "Sipa", in Myanmar, or Burma, it was dubbed "Chinlone", in Laos "Kator", "cầu mây" in Vietnam and in Indonesia "Raga."[

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Corona Commercial Should Look Like This

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Corona Extra is a Pilsener brewed in Mexico. It is the top-selling beer in Mexico and is one of the top selling beers worldwide. Corona beer is available in over 150 countries. All Corona beer is produced in Mexico.

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Guitar Hero 3: Fire and Flames on Expert using Drums

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This guy uses a custom midi controller to emulate drums on guitar hero. He then decides that he will beat Through the Fire and Flames on expert using this custom setup. Simply amazing to watch.

Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock is a music video game developed by Neversoft published by Activision and RedOctane. It is the third full installment in the Guitar Hero series, and the fourth title overall. Guitar Hero III was first released for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360, with the PlayStation 2 version developed through Budcat Creations and the Wii version through Vicarious Visions. Aspyr Media assisted in porting the game to the PC, and Mac platforms in late 2007. Due to the acquisition of RedOctane by Activision, Harmonix Music Systems is no longer involved in developing titles in the Guitar Hero series; instead, they developed the competing Rock Band.

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Best of SNL Celebrity Jeopardy

Saturday Night Live (SNL) is a weekly late-night 90-minute American sketch comedy/variety show based in New York City that debuted on October 11, 1975.

SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy: Tom Cruise Edition



Celebrity Jeopardy! was a recurring sketch on Saturday Night Live. It parodies the Celebrity Jeopardy! edition of the television game show Jeopardy! where celebrities compete and the game's level of difficulty is significantly reduced. Thirteen sketches have been aired to date, two per season from 1996 to 2002, and one in 2005.

SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy: Burt Reynolds Edition



Will Ferrell appeared as host Alex Trebek in all thirteen sketches. Darrell Hammond also appeared in each sketch, eleven as Sean Connery. Norm Macdonald appeared in four sketches, all as Burt Reynolds. Jimmy Fallon appeared in six sketches and Dean Edwards appeared in two; neither playing the same character twice.

SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy: Ozzy Osbourne Edition



What's your favorite?

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Best Lady on a Bicycle...Ever

Bicycles were introduced in the 19th century and now number about one billion worldwide. They are the principal means of transportation in many regions. They also provide a popular form of recreation, and have been adapted for such uses as children's toys, adult fitness, military and police applications, courier services, and competitive sports.

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Best Pop and Lock Dancing Ever

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So You Think You Can Dance contestant Robert Muraine has some moves. The guy can pop and lock like no one else.

Facts about Robert Muraine you didn't need to know: Interests include dancing, dj-ing, art, web design, video editing, graphics, skateboarding and cars. Main focus as of right now dancing career and is the main source of income. Also works as a plumber part time on the side to pay the bills and as a back up plan just in case the dance thing doesn't follow through.

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The People Behind The Simpsons

This is an exclusive interview with the voice-over actors/actresses who do the Simpsons characters. Bart's voice is done by a woman! It's kinda creepy to see real people doing the voices. Homer looks like some professional British guy.

Background: Since its debut on December 17, 1989, the show has broadcast 420 episodes and the twentieth season will commence airing in fall of 2008. The Simpsons Movie, a feature-length film, was released in theaters worldwide on July 26 and July 27, 2007, and has grossed approximately $526.2 million worldwide to date.

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Woman Almost Scared Into Heart Attack

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Some poor woman gets the scare of a lifetime on Venezuelan TV. I love this kind of stuff.

A prank is defined as "acting like a clown or buffoon" or "dressing showily", or alternatively, "a ludicrous or grotesque act done for fun and amusement. Therefore, this would quality as an extreme prank.

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World's Largest Implants: 34FFF

Some Brazilian chick stuffed a half-gallon of silicone inside her. After 8 surgeries, she's still not done. She wants bigger! Got to be the world's largest breast implants.

Click here for topless pictures.



Maybe the second biggest implants ever.

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